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Brell Mile

Post by lnfamous » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:50 pm

In the spirit of watching 8 Mile for the 300th time in a week, and Blooh making me laugh till I pissed my pants freestyling against Kidil, I thought we should have a Brell Rants Freestyle Battle.

Whoever has the nuts to go first, choose someone you dispise and make 'em feel it.

Dont waste everyone's time with some stupid shit like:

This post is gay
You hear what I say?
Why don't I eat some hay
Down by the bay
Okay?

I realize most of you have completely empty lives and think that responding to threads with similar responces to what I posted above makes you witty or liked by the people that read this, but I'm telling you before hand that you're wrong, so don't do it.

The person who writes the best freestyle and "kills" whoever their rap is about I will personally hand over 5kpp to. Some of you are the most witty people I've ever met, I know you can do it.

The only rules are, there are no rules. Diss whoever, for whatever reason, I don't give a shit.. you can even diss me but if it's not funny, save your keystrokes for the word association thread.

50p says Blooh rips you foolz~ She's a real dope rappah! :shock:

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Post by Cetra Strife » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:56 pm

Does it have to be about a person, or can it be about a place/activity/zone or whatever?

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Post by lnfamous » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:02 pm

Has to be about a specific person... I'll even allow an entire guild to be destroyed, in the spirit of other people besides me making enemies. The entire purpose is to offend someone so don't be a pussy. Noone likes EVERYONE they meet, rip the person/people you don't like.

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Post by Cetra Strife » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:10 pm

Damn not allowed to do it then :(

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Post by jookkor » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:59 pm

shouldnt you be busy getting your hand held through trials or accumulating more haste items or something like that?

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Post by Kliban Nimbledigits » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:38 pm

Dont we already do that here?
Mal: Seems we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?

Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

Mal: Ain't we just.

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Post by Minute » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:41 am

Uhh Jook, I think it was supposed to rhyme. :lol:

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Post by GwildorBertanzetti » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:55 am

A little rap to Axheren at the drop of a dime
Paladins like you have ruined your own class, you'll not ruin mine
You can't hold taunt, but how would you know?
You can't be MA with your ass on the floor.
And how exactly did you get to 55?
No, seriously, how the fuck do you stay alive?
I can't belive we're both from Kaladim
What? Why's that? What do you mean?
I mean you suck
You're a god damn shmuck
INCOMING [ a guk ghoul knight ] !!!
No, don't get up, it's alright
Stay sitting down, Ctrl X
Now wait 30 secs
25...
20...
15...
10...
5...
Click 'delete' and then you're done!
Off to Brell Rants, that'll be fun!
Another topic about Katie, you've done it again
How can you read the monitor with balls on your chin?
And where's Katie at the days end?
Where exactly is your girlfriend?
She ain't with you
She's with Mastrloo
Lovin' his goo
'Cause he ain't no foo
But thats ok, you're only fourteen
There's much to this world that you've not seen
Eventually you'll grow up, be more mature
But that I'm only guessing, can't be too sure
I guess that's it
Time to hit 'submit'
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Post by Freecare Spiritwise » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:41 am

Hey Goodeye you suck,
Hit <delete>, best of luck,
Cause your cleric's a joke,
Your wife Saandy's a hoe,
She's been cybering Neno,
Oops you didn't know!

So give those newbies a break,
Or your mobs I will take,
And give them to Breezy,
God damn you're a fake!

So shut your piehole you fag,
My 5k's in the bag,
I'll give it to Saandy,
So I can lick her sweet candy.

Wait that's not a good idea,
I hear she has gonorrea,
From fucking your friends,
Just like that this rant ends!

Peace

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Post by Blooh Sugah » Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:53 pm

Sittin' around with nothin useful to say
Quittin the game, every third day
Took the ranger gating joke 30 miles too far
Posin like a mac with his momma's car
Well you know how it goes down there in Alambama
Get a few beers down and your daddy will slam ya
Clearly some of ya must be inbred
How else to explain the WORD ASSOCIATION THREAD


Sorry Robyn, just trying for the 5k. =p

Oh and Jookai - I bought that flag for Infamous as a gift while he's unable to play. I'll happily discuss how right or wrong that may be.

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Post by Awea » Tue Apr 01, 2003 2:37 pm

I wish someone would stab Eminem
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Post by Freecare Spiritwise » Tue Apr 01, 2003 2:46 pm

I wish someone would stab Eminem


That would only make him sell more albums.

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Post by Frozzen Solid » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:21 pm

Hey gwildor now that its past ur time
Why don’t you step back and let me show u how to rhyme
Your words are pathetic and your come backs slow
I don’t even know this fuck axeheren but you really blow
Why do I bother to right this shit
Maybe I’ll just gonna go fuck your momma and spare everyone the drama

But then why would I she’s fat, ugly, and a pimply faced bitch
Um wait a minute I got confused…
I started to paint a picture of you
It kept coming back as Faggot, Faggot, gay, gay, bard
We should burn your ass at the stake in the middle of my yard
And rename April fools as homo day.
You’ve died a martyr good job, hurray
At least u died in a semi impressive way.

And Freecare don’t let me start in on you.
Sell your account back to some one on ebay
Maybe they’ll have more play experience then you.
You spend all this time camping these boards
Go back to training fucking newbies with specter hoards
“Specters to Cock” whoops I ment dock.
Man that’s just fuckin low.
You cant even get a girl and yet ur still a ho.

Who? What?
Fuck I don’t even know no more.
With so many fucking faggots to flame.
I’ve managed to lose track again.
This shits like work. It’s not even a game.
And to the people that flame the game
Suck my mother fucking dick there you satisfied now?

But it’s a game we play
To win not lose.
I just can’t help it.
I’m better then two dirty Jews.

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Post by Freecare Spiritwise » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:03 pm

Hey Frozzen Solid,
Your rhymes they are squalid,
That's the best you can do?
Bet you dollars to doughnuts,
I get more pussy than you.

What I'm camping this board?
Yeah well maybe it's true,
Looking for some asshole to rip,
Yeah well maybe that's you!

So go camp your own mom,
Maybe that's your best bet,
Because you know and I know,
That's the only pussy you'll get.

Keep your rhymes to yourself,
Put them back on the shelf,
Cause your shit is pathetic,
You embarass yourself.

Next time you call me out,
Have the class to do it right,
I'm sick of little bitches like you,
And I'm spoiling for a fight!

Peace

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Post by GwildorBertanzetti » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:24 pm

Did you dog on jews
Only because it rhymes with lose?
That's pretty pathetic
But maybe I just don't get it
How you gunna dog me for bein a homo?
At least I had the balls to come out, ya know?
And how the fuck am I a martyr?
Try dictionary.com, might make you smarter
Being queer is not a religion
It just defines what I put my dick in
While you're there, look up 'ur'
You'll find out it's actually spelled 'your'
Or did you know that? Just to lazy for the 'yo'?
Who are you by the way? 'Cause I don't know
I need some emoticons in this freestyle
Here, have a :shock: and then a :D
I think you too have balls on your chin
Scratch what you said, and start again
Spit out that dick, and your rap might sound better
It's a good thing you don't do this to make your chedder
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Post by Frozzen Solid » Tue Apr 01, 2003 5:05 pm

Props to freecare now you’ve got my respect
As for Gilwenor you still need to learn the fucking alphabet.
Freecare your words are sharp and clean
But you’re lacking the ability to actually sound mean
If it’s a fight you want, then that’s what you get
But I suggest you just back up off my shit.

So let me respond one person at a time
And I’ll show everyone why that fucking 5k is mine

To Gwildor

First off I only used lose because it rhymed with Jews.
And I thought you should be the first to hear the news.
Your momma came over and her pussy was dry.
But she likes in the ass and that’s no lie.
And when she’s bent over like that I can’t see her face
But I put a bag over it just in case.

Your raps lack rhyme
So stop wasting my time
Do everyone a favor and get back in line.

To Freecare

Now I didn’t mean for you two to get so upset
All I did was call you a couple of faggots.
But I’ve got no regrets.

Those pocket ones don’t count
Put that pussy away
Start saving your food stamps you can buy a whore someday.

Speaking of pussy mine just walked in
And unlike you mine’s not my kin.

Frozzen Solid

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Post by Freecare Spiritwise » Tue Apr 01, 2003 6:00 pm

Yeah you got my respect,
But dude I'm not upset,
At least not with you,
Even though you hate jews.

Bro you can't count the cat,
I'm too smart to buy that,
No I won't back off your shit,
Fucking deal with it.

There's no food stamps for me,
I've got big screen TV,
And a clean white mercedes,
With tan seats for the ladies.

Not the vibrating kind,
I don't need that to shine,
Cause I take what I want,
While you've got nothing to flaunt,
Six figures and Indo,
So go play your nintendo.

Just take my advice,
And quit while you're ahead,
Your mom called my mobile,
She says it's time for bed,
But don't worry you'll be fine,
You can do better next time,
Oh yea, fuck you, the 5k is mine!

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Post by GwildorBertanzetti » Tue Apr 01, 2003 6:06 pm

Your insults are common, unoriginal, second-rate
I gave you another chance, now it's too late
You just said the same shit twice in a row
So I'ma faggot, faggot, faggot, and my mom's a ho?
Do you need a drill bit in your head
To comprehend the shit I've said?
I AM A FAGGOT you deaf mothafucko
Or are you just hinting for my dick in your butthole?
Well, to bad, so sad, I'm taken, no luck
Looks like you'll have to ask Axheren's girl for a fuck

And about my mom, that was just meager
She didn't go to you, you went to see her
But in all the time it took for you to find your weener
You dribbled down your leg, for you were too eager

Oh, and if I've put you in a fuddle
Don't let that discourage your rebuttal
Just try to say something different this time
Hell, I don't give a shit if it don't even rhyme
Just as long as you say something new
Think, contemplate, sit down for a few
Take your time fool
I'll be back later to read your drool
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Post by Relbeek Einre » Tue Apr 01, 2003 6:07 pm

Frozzen's posts is WACK.
They lack the knack
for talkin' smack,
so snack on a stack' o' flapjacks
and take it up yer crack
you slacker. That's right boyee.

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Post by GwildorBertanzetti » Tue Apr 01, 2003 6:13 pm

HAHA
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