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Pirtdica
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Gay Ranger

Post by Pirtdica » Sat Mar 08, 2003 3:36 pm

Its come to my attention that there is an elite club of rangers with thier own chat channel where you have to pass a test of knowledge to get in.

Well we have come up with a solution to your ills and worries. The new chat channel gayranger. An idea concoted by myself and Iquredash it will turn your life around. You may have noticed there has been a lack of ranger hate on this server and we think this is the best place to solve all your ills.

Here's some testimonies.

Triax tells gayranger:3, 'bah fucking hot water heater went out afk lol, but no worries gayranger will help me light it'

You told Iquredash, 'i'm the coolest for starting this channel'
Iquredash tells you, 'You are.'

Vicson tells you, 'I love you ) '
Vicson tells you, 'Can I call you ??
You told Vicson, 'we can get married if you're a female dwarf with a beard'

Iquredash tells gayranger:3, 'Your such a good citizin Nionailz'

You tell gayranger:3, 'we need to make a ranger hating guild'
You tell gayranger:3, 'legion of heroes is a name i thought of'

Bustaa tells gayranger:3, 'And i say ranger suck peen'



You tell gayranger:3, 'i lost 20 pounds since i join gay ranger'

Khelben tells gayranger:3, 'i have not had a drink in over 2 weeks since i joined.'

Iquredash tells gayranger:3, 'Look at me! my pants are happy as can be! and I have Gayraner to thank for that! thanks Gayranger!'

Triax tells gayranger:3, 'yeah i quit drinking , stop smoking, the wife just left me and dog came home since i joined gayranger, i love my life now !'

Maltyn tells you, 'Hail! Senior Guide maltyn here....check out the eq website. There is a whole section on guilds ;)'

You told Maltyn, 'cool you should join the channel gayranger its the best channel around it helps bring ranger knowledge to the underprivlaged who arnt allowed in brells elite channels where you need ranger knowledge and to be a ranger'

That should be proof enough! Gayranger rules join it and love how it will revolutionize your life. Just remember its not a lfg, auction, begging, level discussion channel we focus on ranger hate see you in norrath!

Later Hater,
Nionailz <Enshadowed> stole 500k from Minute and ninjad a Quarm ring in 2 days.
Pirtdica 63 monk, soloed Kosaghn's mom.

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Post by SicTimMitchell » Sat Mar 08, 2003 4:58 pm

I remember when I had to tell my dad I play a Ranger. He threatened to cut me out of his will, but then I reminded him about all of those Robin Hood books he had when I was a kid, and he got strangely quiet and never spoke of it again.

Remember: we didn't choose to become Rangers, we were born Rangers. Hopefully this channel will allow some EQ players who are ashamed to be Rangers to openly and frankly discuss Rangerdom and how to cope with it.

We're here, we're Rangers, and we don't have to make up slogans that rhyme.
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Post by Alarik Zekaiden » Sat Mar 08, 2003 7:29 pm

SicTimMitchell wrote:I remember when I had to tell my dad I play a Ranger. He threatened to cut me out of his will, but then I reminded him about all of those Robin Hood books he had when I was a kid, and he got strangely quiet and never spoke of it again.

Remember: we didn't choose to become Rangers, we were born Rangers. Hopefully this channel will allow some EQ players who are ashamed to be Rangers to openly and frankly discuss Rangerdom and how to cope with it.

We're here, we're Rangers, and we don't have to make up slogans that rhyme.
Hahahahaha! God, I fell out of my chair laughing! I gotta show this one to Tueril! ;)
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Post by Ninadene » Sat Mar 08, 2003 8:17 pm

SicTimMitchell wrote:Remember: we didn't choose to become Rangers, we were born Rangers.
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We're here, we're Rangers, and we don't have to make up slogans that rhyme.

/swoon
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Post by Itudine_Brell » Sat Mar 08, 2003 10:18 pm

At last someone has found something that rangers can do well!

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Post by Nallowin Dawnfeather » Sat Mar 08, 2003 10:24 pm

I figure if i duel a ranger and i get worried for just a second.. they are good enough to do anything they want too!

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Post by Katlinel_Brell » Sat Mar 08, 2003 11:09 pm

How about: We're here, we're Rangers, those wood-elf boys aren't strangers.

--Kat

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Post by Relbeek Einre » Sat Mar 08, 2003 11:24 pm

How about we're here, we're Rangers, we're druids who can't port or nuke.

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Post by Pirtdica » Sun Mar 09, 2003 1:21 am

Slogans that rhyme are the coolest.

Later Skater,
Nionailz <Enshadowed> stole 500k from Minute and ninjad a Quarm ring in 2 days.
Pirtdica 63 monk, soloed Kosaghn's mom.

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Post by Huzyur » Sun Mar 09, 2003 2:05 am

We're Rangers! We're great! Don't /assist and we "gate!" :twisted:
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Post by Hikaru Ichijyo » Sun Mar 09, 2003 2:06 am

A select few of us Rangers can gate WITH gear :)

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Post by Debbie » Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:18 am

So you are a gay ranger. That means you are out of the closet, not? Deal with it and move on dude! =)
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Post by LacrymaCristi » Sun Mar 09, 2003 7:00 am

I like to consider myself a person who is pretty much open to anything and being the adventurous person I was, I tried being a ranger, however I just don't think its right for me. I did give it a fair shot.. just the thought of healing like a level 24 cleric at level 60 wasn't too appealing for me. For all rangers 'out' rangers around, I applaud your bravery. I don't think I'd be able to go through all the oppression and prejudice you must feel every day.

Remember, I'll be there to support you at the Ranger Pride Parade.

Stop the h8

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Post by Qhorinn » Sun Mar 09, 2003 8:56 am

Lol....
When i think gay ranger, i think back to that sig that shateer had made of the pracing man in green.
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Post by Minute » Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:19 pm

Homosexuals are fucking GAY!!!

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Post by Jarochai Alabaster » Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:56 pm

/hug Minute :D
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Post by Relbeek Einre » Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:14 pm

"I went to a pride festival the other day... it was totally gay."

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Post by Jadelin Iceheart » Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:32 pm

I think he wants more than hugs, Jaro. Tell us all about Rightous your alter ego..er alternate character, Minute.

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Post by GreygorMacGreghor » Sun Mar 09, 2003 6:23 pm

"Life's a bitch..suck a dick"

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WOOO

Post by gatorrade » Sun Mar 09, 2003 11:09 pm

WOO thanks now i can autojoin that channel i been stuck autojoined to channel off when i tried to turn off autojoin lol i shall come visit gayrangers!

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