I'm back!!!

[Feltarian]

Hey fags check this out. Remember all the shit you talked about Feltarian? Here's a litt le copy and paste of a message I sent knott today after going through some old emails that ended up reminding of this ninja looting fiasco and taking me to brell rants. I hope you guys enjoy.

OMG how the fuck have you been douchebag? I just wanted to let you know about how badly you and all the asshats from brell got pwned. I just happened to be going through my old email and saw a message I got from some sojo fuckstick named Muldari years ago. Then I decided to go to brell rants and sign up just so I could let you know the truth about what happened and just how badly you got owned. I just love how you got so pissed at the guy who said the rune that was stolen wasn't enough to even really bitch about by saying "And its not the cost of an item, its the fact HE FUCKING NINJA'd it" and then turned around talking about how you stole some POI pos crap loot from me was nothing. Didn't you say its not the cost of the item but the fact it got ninja'd? The big difference here is that I was new to the game and did not know about brell rants or ninja looting, all i knew was that you stole something and I was going to get you back and I did so with great success. Unfortuanelty for you my life went on while you faded away. Guess you really thought your opinion on the internet was actually going to make a difference. Never thought that anyone would actually stand up to you huh? So anyway here's the scoop. After your pathetic rant and attempt to make me delete my character this is what happened. I hit the "end game" I was never supposed to hit in EQ and severa l other mmorpg's as well. Do you know why? It's because I'm actually a nice guy and I don't ninja loot. I do, however, stand up for myself and put douchebags like you in their place. So how does it feel to know after you faded away that I kept on going? Another thing I was wondering was, hows jab been since she divorced your fat ass? I'm still happily married btw. Guees you know the scroe now huh bitch? Me-1 and you-0!!! GG fuckstick enjoy the rest of your fail existence.

I guess you never really know whens its over do you bitches? So much for all the shit you guys said. Better luck next time.

[Kulaf]

I can't believe you are still hung up on this......or think anyone still reading this board even gives a shit.

[Select]

No wonder you've hit endgame in so many MMO's - you're so psychotic, I can't imagine you participating in many real life social events... or being wanted.

Who cares after all these years? This is about as pathetic as an ex who can't let go.

[Turaylon Soulshadow]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! An actual rant!!! Like, seriously kid, if you actually read anything posted in the past, oh say, 4 years, you'll see that NO ONE here plays on Brell anymore, and 90% of us don't play EQ. Why wouldn't you just, I don't know, spew all that bullshit when it was actually pertinent to ANYONE that's even still on these forums. Last I checked barely anyone from the PoP era is even on the game, let alone the server. Drama is at a minimum here now, and we're (mostly) friendly with each other. EQ is just a memory now. Fuck, I've even made a call to order take out for someone here when her phone was broken and couldn't make outgoing calls.

This will only get semi-interesting if Knott makes an appearance. It'll be like Bruce Willis' cameo in Training Day...without the whole being fucking awesome part. <3

[Fallakin Kuvari]

Knott probably fucking killed himself, we're not going to see anything out of this.

[Turaylon Soulshadow]

Knott probably fucking killed himself, we're not going to see anything out of this.

It was probably accidental, ya know, with a rope around his neck while he was masturbating to Firiona Vie on the cover of the EQ disk.

[Fallakin Kuvari]

Nah, I'm sure he was sobbing drunk and downed a bunch of pills. That dude was a sad sack after Jab left him.

[Turaylon Soulshadow]

Remember that time that dipshit Feltarian made a post and it turned into a conversation that had nothing to do with him? *sigh* Unimportant people are dumb.

[Ddrak]

I would hall of flame this if it wasn't already.

Win @ Fail!

[Freecare Spiritwise]

OMFG @ long term internet video game grudge.

A real EQ rant, even if it is regurgitated and off by half a decade!

I can only guess at the RL grudges this guy harbors (and possible restraining orders against him).

I'm glad he's not a disgruntled former employee where I work. At least I hope not...

[Ariannda Kusanagi]

I'm glad he's not a disgruntled former employee where I work. At least I hope not...

Knowing your luck, he so is lol

[Harlowe]

Unfortuanelty for you my life went on while you faded away.

If this is true, you're doing it wrong.

[Freecare Spiritwise]

I'm glad he's not a disgruntled former employee where I work. At least I hope not...

Knowing your luck, he so is lol

Heh, no shit.

I wish I could say it like my teenage daughter used to say it, "HELLO, PSYCHO!"

[Turaylon Soulshadow]

I would hall of flame this if it wasn't already.

Win @ Fail!

This post and the following 3 or 4 after it gave me just the laugh I needed today!

[Turaylon Soulshadow]

Unfortuanelty for you my life went on while you faded away.

If this is true, you're doing it wrong.

This one is definitely 'Memorable Quotes' material.

[Select]

He hasn't been back to post... or to read. Perhaps it was a drive by troll for lulz?

[Ddrak]

Perhaps it was a drive by troll for lulz?

That's what he'll claim when he comes back. You know it wasn't tho. He'll be like "OMG I TROLLED U SO GOOD" while sitting there crying into his vodka and cornflakes.

Dd

[Sigwulf]

This thread delivers!

[Falundir X`Viento]

So much for thinking everyone from EQ grew up and moved on....

[Turaylon Soulshadow]

Why would I move on?! I'm still riding the high from like 8 or 9 years ago when I got my Eyepatch of Plunder!