Happy 9/11!!!

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Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Garrdor » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:46 am

Today I want you all to persuade one conservative/christian person to join the service to go fight the brown sand-people who don't worship the same invisible man. If we work together, maybe we can help weed out the little ball-and-chain that keeps our society's commonwealth an embarassment to the rest of the world.

Here's things to look for, to get the best candidate possible:

1. Rebel flag stickers on the back of their raised Toyota truck.
2. Eagle/American flag tatoos on their bicep/forearm.
3. Count the 'fuckin's out of their conversation you overhear. If it persists at a rate of one per sentence - go for it!
4. Southern accents
5. Bush/Cheney '04 bumper stickers.
6. If you hear Country music - this should be the largest giveaway. Now if you hear Alan Jackson's 9-11 album... This is your best chances of a recruit.
7. Crosses... in any form. I've found that even the now so ever popular hot topic iron cross yield a 50/50 chance of producing a prime candidate
8. Look for chewing tobacco under the lip, or even better - look for circular objects in the back of their jeans.
9. Flannels with cutoff sleeves
10. Hunting camoflague or any non-military camo you can find. The envy is already there.
11. NASCAR - if they like FAST CARS AND FAST WOMEN (make sure to ask them that) let them know that Humvees and other military automobiles are pretty fast. Don't mention anything about IEDs please.

Well, good luck and good hunting!

I will sit here watching the board all day awaiting your tally marks.



And remember what our good president said:

This is a day when all Americans from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice and peace. America has stood down enemies before, and we will do so this time. None of us will ever forget this day. Yet, we go forward to defend freedom and all that is good and just in our world.

Thank you. Good night, and God bless America.


Paraphrase that for them to your best abilities. It should help yield better results.

NOW - GO AND TUG ON SOME HEART STRINGS AND HELP US BUY THESE PEOPLE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE MIDDLE EAST. WE NEED OUR FINEST TO REPRESENT US OVER THERE. HELP ME AND MY CAUSE AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, WE WILL TURN AVERAGE CITIZENS INTO MARTYRS.

HAPPY 9/11!!!

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Trollbait » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:42 pm

It is sad that Garrador does not realize that he is as big of a bigot as a Grand Dragon in the KKK.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Embar Angylwrath » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:51 pm

Yup. My sentiments exactly. He's just as intolerant and hateful, except he tries to hide ti behind humor, which makes him dishonest and cowardly as well.
Correction Mr. President, I DID build this, and please give Lurker a hug, we wouldn't want to damage his self-esteem.

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Jarochai Alabaster » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:41 pm

Absolutely.

Oh wait. No he isn't.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Lurker » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:53 pm

This wasn't even remotely funny.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Garrdor » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:45 pm

Takes one to know one.

I am admittedly a biased, bigoted, hateful, sore person. Your awesome powers of observation are clearly god-given :lol:

What can you admit to? That you think you're the motherfucking wittay kang?
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Trollbait » Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:36 pm

What can you admit to? That you think you're the motherfucking wittay kang?



I will admit to this:

That sometimes when I see juvenile morons who spell things wrong in an attempt to be humorous I want to choke them with their own entrails because it would be a mercy to them and to society to ensure that they would never breed.

If that makes me hateful I don't want to be right.

Here is a clue, goat fucker, I don't hate anyone who has not wronged me.

I do not hate on the basis of religion, lack of religion, sex, sexual orientation, intelligence, lack of intelligence, political persuasion, race, creed, sports preferences, television watching habits, or nationality.

Can you say the same?
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Embar Angylwrath » Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:41 pm

This is where Garrdor will either 1) not respond because he knows he's out of line, 2) retreat back into the lame-ass craptastic "humor" we've all had to suffer through over the last few years, or 3) attempt to persuade us he doesn't care by posting something like "I don't care", or some other brilliant gem he's known for.
Correction Mr. President, I DID build this, and please give Lurker a hug, we wouldn't want to damage his self-esteem.

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Partha » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:33 am

Wow, trolled by cut-n-paste.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Fallakin Kuvari » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:01 am

I believe the word you're looking for is copypasta.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Garrdor » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:06 pm

I'm glad you have my antics down to a science, Embar.

Mastertrollbate:

Awww someone get their wittle feelings hurt? :( (Copypasta ftw)
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby superwalrus » Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:41 pm

Garrdor has only ever posted 4chan derivitive crap, I'm surprised this is the first time anyone has ever called him out on it, especially since this isn't the first time he's posted this lame not funny picture.

HEY I CAN POST IRREVERENT STUFF TOO! LOOK:

JESUS? MORE LIKE LOLSUS, AMIRITE?

WHEN PEOPLE DIE ITS FUNNY< RIGHT?!one111

SLAVERY WAS HILARIOUS!!

BUSH = HITLER!

Its not too hard at all, and its never funny to anyone older than 15.

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Trollbait » Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:23 pm

I am not irritated at all.

I am just sad for you is all.

You have my pity, sir.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Garrdor » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:16 pm

4chan owns my soul

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Taxious » Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:23 pm

superwalrus wrote:HEY I CAN POST IRREVERENT STUFF TOO! LOOK:

JESUS? MORE LIKE LOLSUS, AMIRITE?

WHEN PEOPLE DIE ITS FUNNY< RIGHT?!one111

SLAVERY WAS HILARIOUS!!

BUSH = HITLER!

Its not too hard at all, and its never funny to anyone older than 15.

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Oh, I want to play!

I HAVE TRIED ALL THE BEER IN DA WORLDDDDDD

I'LL NEVER LET GO~~~~
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby superwalrus » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:10 pm

I have!

I AM ANGSTY ABOUT BEING GAY AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I <HEART> BALLZ

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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Fallakin Kuvari » Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:17 pm

All three of you should put in your applications to be an hero now.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Garrdor » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:03 am

Yes,

With every person who enlists in our great military - they secure their rightful passage into heaven for choosing to serve god's army.

I WANT TO BE A SERAPHIM PLZ I GONNA ENLIST LOL
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby Fallakin Kuvari » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:46 am

Go lose your iPod, be an hero.
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Re: Happy 9/11!!!

Postby hairpull » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:09 am

That's a good bird head brushteeth
You can imagine an owlbear eating moss and skulls or whatever in the bog and hooting the crap out of the place.

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